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Post by Sarah » Mon May 31 2021 7:37pm

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Post by expressman33 » Thu Jun 03 2021 1:32pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jun 20 2021 8:08am

Wales are unbeaten since Ryan Giggs left,
Just like his wife.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Jun 26 2021 10:08pm

‘Did you see that MP grabbing that woman’s bum?’
‘Hancock?’
‘Don’t know, couldn’t see from that angle.’
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jul 04 2021 12:58pm

Ukraine haven't had a meltdown this bad since 1986 :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Jul 06 2021 6:54pm

Luke 'I'm always frank with my sexual partners!";
'Why?'
Luke 'I don't want them knowing my real name.' :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jul 12 2021 12:22pm

'I'm tying the knot later,'
''Well, I'm not kicking the chair away :?
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Post by expressman33 » Sun Jul 25 2021 3:25pm

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?”
She looks into his eyes, then says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”

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