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Post by gle1975 » Thu Jul 08 2021 12:39pm

England have started to put three pieces of pork on their shirt - three loins.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Jul 08 2021 12:44pm

I've got 3 lions on my shirt. last time I get out of the car at Longleat.
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Post by Sarah » Thu Jul 08 2021 7:47pm

Petition: Rename "London" to "Sterlingrad" if England win the euros
To honour Raheem Sterling and the success of the England football team since they adopted Marxism.
https://www.change.org/p/sadiq-khan-ren ... -the-euros
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jul 09 2021 10:21pm

Before I die I want to cruise along a South American river
It’s on my Amazon wish list.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jul 11 2021 11:26am

There’s a huge shortage of England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 flags, so I painted a Red Cross on a French flag
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jul 12 2021 12:25pm

Venn diagrams, popular in some circles

10% off people will find that joke V funny
50% off people will find that joke a bit funny
and 40% off people will find that joke not funny at all
If only there was an easy way to show you that.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Mon Jul 12 2021 5:03pm

kevinchess1 wrote:
Mon Jul 12 2021 12:25pm
Venn diagrams, popular in some circles

10% off people will find that joke V funny
50% off people will find that joke a bit funny
and 40% off people will find that joke not funny at all
If only there was an easy way to show you that.
A pie chart?

A Venn diagram won't help you.
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Post by gle1975 » Wed Jul 14 2021 9:46pm

I won't be on the forum for a few weeks. I'm starting to forget the names of sweets so I need to go on a refresher course.

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by gle1975 » Wed Jul 14 2021 9:48pm

Sarah wrote:
Thu Jul 08 2021 7:47pm
Petition: Rename "London" to "Sterlingrad" if England win the euros
To honour Raheem Sterling and the success of the England football team since they adopted Marxism.
https://www.change.org/p/sadiq-khan-ren ... -the-euros
Karl Marx's sister invented the starter pistol used in the Olympics. Her name was Onya Marx.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Thu Jul 15 2021 9:41am

Husband - How did the neighbor die?
Wife - due to the increase in prices of pulses
Husband - Are you mad? How can one die due to increase in pulse prices?
Wife - I saw the death certificate with my own eyes
It was written on it
-Death due to High Pulse Rate-
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