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Post by Chadwick » Thu Sep 16 2021 9:14am

The advantages of simple origami are twofold.
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Post by macliam » Thu Sep 16 2021 10:08am

Our local archaeologist has resigned - his careeer is in ruins......
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Post by macliam » Thu Sep 16 2021 10:09am

There are no good jokes about unemployment - none of them work..
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Post by macliam » Thu Sep 16 2021 10:11am

If you stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you - you have my Word!
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Post by macliam » Fri Sep 17 2021 4:10pm

My wife told me to stop singing “Wonderwall” .....

I said maybe…
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Post by macliam » Fri Sep 17 2021 4:16pm

Someone said my dogs were chasing people on bikes.

I said that was a lie - my dogs can't even ride bikes!
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Post by macliam » Fri Sep 17 2021 4:18pm

My boss told me that I intimidate other employees.....

I just stared at him until he apologized.
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Post by gle1975 » Sat Sep 18 2021 8:48am

I got very angry at my work at the keyboard factory yesterday - I just lost Ctrl.
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Post by macliam » Sat Sep 18 2021 8:56pm

gle1975 wrote:
Sat Sep 18 2021 8:48am
I got very angry at my work at the keyboard factory yesterday - I just lost Ctrl.
Was there no ALTernative?

Couldn't you ESCape?
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Post by macliam » Sat Sep 18 2021 10:57pm

If a Bus station is where a Bus stops
If a Train station is where a train stops
What's a Workstation?
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