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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Sat Sep 18 2021 10:59pm

"Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"

"I neither know nor care..............."
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Post by macliam » Sat Sep 18 2021 11:00pm

Has an ex-banker lost interest?
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Post by Sarah » Sun Sep 19 2021 1:31pm

This is getting old now and quite likely fake, yet currently being circulated again...

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Post by macliam » Mon Sep 20 2021 12:38pm

I'm bound to be a pessimist - even my blood type is B Negative.............. :roll:
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Post by macliam » Mon Sep 20 2021 12:40pm

I put my Hoover on ebay.

Well, it was just collecting dust....
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Post by macliam » Mon Sep 20 2021 12:42pm

Due to Covid, Germans are being advised to stock up on Sausages and Cheese.

This is the Wurst Käse scenario.
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Post by macliam » Tue Sep 21 2021 5:13pm

I had a neck brace fitted some time ago and I've never looked back since................
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Post by macliam » Tue Sep 21 2021 5:14pm

However kind you might be, German children are kinder
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Post by macliam » Tue Sep 21 2021 5:16pm

Surprisingly, my Czech mate is really bad at chess.
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Post by macliam » Wed Sep 22 2021 10:40pm

The doctor warned me not to push the Q-tip in too far, but it went in one ear and out the other :shock:
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