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Post by macliam » Tue Oct 05 2021 10:03pm

I love the way the Earth rotates - it makes my day.
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Post by macliam » Tue Oct 05 2021 10:05pm

Chinese takeaway - £18.50.

Petrol to get there - £1.85.

Realizing you forgot one of the containers - riceless...
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Post by macliam » Thu Oct 07 2021 2:26pm

A priest, an Imam and a rabbit walked into a bar......

The rabbit said "I think I might be a typo..............."
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Post by macliam » Thu Oct 07 2021 2:28pm

Bono and The Edge walked into the same bar.

The barman said "Jeez. not U2 again!!"
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Post by macliam » Thu Oct 07 2021 2:32pm

A barman said "We don’t serve your type in here."

Then a time traveler walked into the bar.
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Post by markat » Thu Oct 07 2021 6:08pm

I met a beautiful girl at a European pop music event.
I told her "you're a vision".
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Post by macliam » Fri Oct 08 2021 11:17am

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Post by macliam » Sat Oct 09 2021 8:22pm

This is the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive.

He will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways ;)
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Post by macliam » Sat Oct 09 2021 8:29pm

I keep dreaming I'm a horse....

Five nights on the trot.
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Post by macliam » Sat Oct 09 2021 8:33pm

If you're worried about your smartphone spying on you, your hoover has been gathering dirt for years!
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