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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Wed Dec 29 2021 10:45pm

My mate got sacked for spinning people to much on the waltzers.
He took his employers to court for funfair dismissal
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Post by gle1975 » Thu Dec 30 2021 10:00am

I'm cycling to the pyramids in Egypt in the new year - it's a pharaoh way!
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Post by gle1975 » Sun Jan 02 2022 1:18pm

I do not like mummies - I have a pharaoh Egyptians.
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Post by expressman33 » Sun Jan 02 2022 3:06pm

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Post by Chadwick » Tue Jan 04 2022 11:25am

expressman33 wrote:
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They missed off a couple of entries. I'd insert at number 3: "Avoid repetition."
And I would add at the bottom of the list: "Avoid repetition."
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Post by macliam » Sat Jan 08 2022 6:45pm

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Post by gle1975 » Sun Jan 09 2022 10:15am

macliam wrote:
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:lol:

What on earth is he doing in Australia? He should have just skipped this year's tournament.
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Post by macliam » Sun Jan 09 2022 10:28am

gle1975 wrote:
Sun Jan 09 2022 10:15am
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What on earth is he doing in Australia? He should have just skipped this year's tournament.
He thought he'd have a ball! But I hear he doesn't like his accommodation, it's a bit of a squash and there's too much racket. I wonder if he'll be in court next week? ;)
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Post by macliam » Sun Jan 09 2022 5:14pm

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