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Post by macliam » Tue Feb 08 2022 5:19pm

A comment on the Canada Convoy.... "This guy's been honking all morning!!"
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Post by Chadwick » Mon Feb 14 2022 11:45am

As it's Valentine's Day, I asked my wife what she'd like me to cook for her this evening.
Her reply left me a bit stumped. Has anyone got a recipe for swede tart?

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Post by macliam » Wed Feb 16 2022 2:27am

Last minute negotiations on Ukraine......

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Post by expressman33 » Wed Feb 16 2022 10:40pm

I experienced the WORST customer service today at a store…I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Last night I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it failed So today, less than 24 hours later I took it back to the store and asked if I could get a refund. The girl in the store told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO." I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had just bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK."
No refund.
No FREE replacement.
I'll tell you what...I am NEVER, EVER buying another Lottery Ticket from that store again!!!!

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