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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by blythburgh » Wed May 18 2022 8:15am

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Tue May 17 2022 6:23pm
https://twitter.com/TeeDixie/status/152 ... a3IeDw1ULw
TEE ᗪI᙭IE wrote:I told my boss I had three companies after me and so I was looking for a wage rise.

He asked which three companies were after me...

I said "electric, gas and water..."
Funny but tragically true. But not to worry they can work longer hours, get a better paid job, buy the supermarket basic range, make 30p meals (which a chef says is impossible) or do any of the other insulting things they have been told to do by some Tory MP's. But on the other side some Tory MP's are calling for help for the most vulnerable.
Keep smiling because the light at the end of someone's tunnel may be you, Ron Cheneler

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