Here's another one
"NHS waits force patients to pay for private ops"
Spiffing idea, force the NHS to limit the number of operations by not funding catch-up (because, obviously, the medics and nurses exist..... in the private sector) and force people to give up their savings to pay for operations to make life bearable (not elecetive surgery).
"Yes, well..... if they can afford to pay, let us soak them AND defund the NHS. Win-Win" said some toff MP from Somerset, fondly recalling the days when smallpox could decimate a region and increase the land available for grazing.......