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Post by macliam » Sat Dec 17 2022 12:51pm

I think the govermnent's attitude IS a joke...... no prosecution for Mone, no investigation of monet spaffed to old pals, yet the nurse can't be paid because there's "no money".
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Post by expressman33 » Wed Dec 21 2022 10:41pm

I’ve decided to release my own Christmas single called ‘Duvet know it’s Christmas’.
It’s a cover version.
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Post by macliam » Sat Dec 31 2022 7:52pm

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Post by macliam » Sun Jan 01 2023 6:33pm

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Post by macliam » Sun Jan 01 2023 7:09pm

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Post by expressman33 » Mon Jan 09 2023 6:52pm

I recommend this book, it's about a man
Trying to make as much cash as he can
From spilling the beans and dishing the dirt
With no regard for who it will hurt
It's everyone's fault but never his own
He's had a life of privilege but does nothing but moan
He shamelessly uses his mother's name
Ms Markles used him to find fortune and fame
He plays the race card when it comes to his wife
Has fled these shores for a more private life
Loves Oprah, Netflix and being on TV
He will talk to anyone for a large enough fee
I dont know about you but I'm sick of it all
I think it's time his father gave him a call
And gave him the news he was no longer Royal
We can't give titles to people who aren't loyal
Let's see how he does with an ordinary name
Just plain Harry Windsor, things won't be the same
Why can't he shut up and go live his life
Make my New Year and sod off with his wife.
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Post by blythburgh » Tue Jan 10 2023 9:00am

I feel sorry for Harry but he really should grow up and accept if he needs to protect his privacy he needs to protect the privacy of others.

And never forget he was 12 when Diana Princess of Wales died. He never knew his Mother as a woman with feet of clay. He grew up and realised his Father was a man with feet of clay
Keep smiling because the light at the end of someone's tunnel may be you, Ron Cheneler

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Post by Sarah » Tue Jan 10 2023 10:45am

That poem is quite unkind. I like this one:

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Post by Chadwick » Tue Jan 10 2023 2:48pm

Sarah wrote:
Tue Jan 10 2023 10:45am
That poem is quite unkind. I like this one:

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I went to see Brian promoting his latest volume. Part standup comedy, part clever wordplay with poems like these. If you like Radio 4 comedy, he's right up your street. Finally, you can enjoy poetry in public.
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