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Post by expressman33 » Thu Feb 16 2023 6:39pm

Isn't it weird how many top formula 1 drives are named after towns in Scotland . ---------- Stirling Moss , Lewis Hamilton , Eddie Irvine , Ayr Town Centre .
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Post by Chadwick » Fri Feb 17 2023 6:50pm

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I'd like too think there's a psychological explanation for this particular behaviour. Even though people stand up in the aisles, the plane still empties in order from the front, so standing in the aisle further back achieves nothing. Yes, it helps if people get their bags together in time to make a prompt exit, but you don't need to do it immediately the plane stops moving.

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Post by expressman33 » Thu Feb 23 2023 10:26am

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.
On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.
"Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.
"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage.
Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging.
There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."
"That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit."
"That'll be me then," said Paddy...

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