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Post by macliam » Fri Feb 24 2023 2:53pm

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Post by blythburgh » Tue Feb 28 2023 10:34am

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If he came from Newcastle and surrounding towns he would not be wearing anything above the waist. Especially if he was going to the footie at the South Pole
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Post by macliam » Tue Feb 28 2023 12:10pm

blythburgh wrote:
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macliam wrote:
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If he came from Newcastle and surrounding towns he would not be wearing anything above the waist. Especially if he was going to the footie at the South Pole
........... and that's just the girlies!
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Post by expressman33 » Mon Mar 13 2023 6:41pm

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.'
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Post by expressman33 » Tue Mar 21 2023 10:39am

Just ordered a chicken AND an egg from eBay.
So we’ll see..
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by blythburgh » Thu Apr 06 2023 9:16am

macliam wrote:
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sister in law does not go to websites but uses FB on her computer. But believes everything her daughter says and guess where she goes. Anti vax before covid which was a Govt. plot to control us. Do not listen to, watch or read the news "as they only lie to us".

Me? I like to have a check via MSN on what the Express and Mail etc are saying and compare it with BBC, local press etc. Then make up my own mind.

Those like sister in law are like those who are paranoid. What they believe may not be true but they are 100% sure it is and do not listen to what anyone says
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