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Post by expressman33 » Mon Jul 10 2023 8:35am

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Post by blythburgh » Mon Jul 10 2023 10:30am

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2 wrongs don't make a right though, and does anyone ever get fined for dog fouling?

When I was with my parents and a dog owner and when I was with my DH and we went out with our neighbour or in her final years just with her dog we never saw anyone who would hand out fines. We always had doggy bags in our pockets so were never guilty of leaving anything behind.

And all dogs were wormed so no risk of a toddler being blinded by getting the stuff on fingers which then touched the eye. Not the fault of the parent as they cannot keep an eye on a toddler all the time. But every child needlessly blinded is the fault of the dog owner
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Richard Frost » Mon Jul 10 2023 10:44am

blythburgh wrote:
Mon Jul 10 2023 10:30am
expressman33 wrote:
Mon Jul 10 2023 8:35am
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2 wrongs don't make a right though, and does anyone ever get fined for dog fouling?

When I was with my parents and a dog owner and when I was with my DH and we went out with our neighbour or in her final years just with her dog we never saw anyone who would hand out fines. We always had doggy bags in our pockets so were never guilty of leaving anything behind.

And all dogs were wormed so no risk of a toddler being blinded by getting the stuff on fingers which then touched the eye. Not the fault of the parent as they cannot keep an eye on a toddler all the time. But every child needlessly blinded is the fault of the dog owner
This so called joke is misleading anyway. Water companies have been fined millions for sewage fouling, far more than any dog poo fines.
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Post by expressman33 » Mon Jul 10 2023 1:43pm

blythburgh wrote:
Mon Jul 10 2023 10:30am
2 wrongs don't make a right though, and does anyone ever get fined for dog fouling?
Richard Frost wrote:
Mon Jul 10 2023 10:44am
This so called joke is misleading anyway. Water companies have been fined millions for sewage fouling, far more than any dog poo fines.
This is the JOKE forum
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Post by rayf » Tue Jul 11 2023 12:59pm

has anybody got any actual jokes?
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Richard Frost » Tue Jul 11 2023 1:47pm

rayf wrote:
Tue Jul 11 2023 12:59pm
has anybody got any actual jokes?
Well said, I was reluctant to say the obvious.
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