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by Fuggsy » Tue Jun 25 2013 8:46am
An old cowboy.....dressed to kill with fancy cowboy shirt, Stetson hat, Levi's, silver Mexican spurs and chaps, went into a bar and
ordered a drink.
As he sat there enjoying his sipping whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am."
After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV....everything makes me think of women."
A short while later she left, and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked. "Are you a real cowboy?"
"I always thought I was." He replied, "But I just found out I'm a lesbian."