Over 18s jokes - 2013

[expressman33]

Kate's just had a baby and they fired a 62 gun salute
When the Nun at the church down the road had a baby , they fired a dirty old canon

[Alec3720]

A little boy comes down to breakfast.


Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

" Not yet, " said the little boy.



His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

" How come I don't get any eggs and bacon ? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal ? " he asks.

" Well, " his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. "

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks Jules, the pussy cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,

" You gonna tell him or should I "