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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Jan 02 2016 5:09pm

V Well done to Sunderland FC Pete today
Kept them going forward, maintain a good tempo, never looked back
It's a pity he just drives their coach :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 03 2016 9:12am

I brought an alcoholic ginger beer last night
'Thanks very much.' said Luke :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jan 04 2016 5:36pm

After finding 5 Mars, 3 Snickers, a Galaxy and a Twix in this Celebrations box, I'm starting to think I'm not cut out to be a Bounty hunter. :(
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Jan 07 2016 11:53pm

Just phoned Seaworld. B4 I could speak to anyone I had to shout "Jump through the hoop!” as my call was being recorded 4 training porpoises.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 10 2016 12:04am

IDSIS (TEACHER)
told ME THIS ONE

Maths Test paper question'

To change centimeters to ,meters you...
one of Her pupils put

'Take away Centi' :thumbup:
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Post by blythburgh » Sun Jan 10 2016 7:56am

kevinchess1 wrote:IDSIS (TEACHER)
told ME THIS ONE

Maths Test paper question'

To change centimeters to ,meters you...
one of Her pupils put

'Take away Centi' :thumbup:
Correct answer if it was an English test paper. Probably test exhaustion syndrome and the poor child got confused as to what test they were doing that day.

I remember the good old days when exams were so few and very far between.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jan 13 2016 11:58pm

The EU Health Commissioner has caused massive controversy at EuroDisney, insisting the staff canteen closed after sightings of a giant mouse
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 17 2016 11:12pm

What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the others a Geordie stuck in a lift.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Jan 26 2016 11:23pm

I saw some idiot at the gym put a bottle of water in the hole on the machine where the Pringles go
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Feb 18 2016 10:00pm

Went on date with a gym instructor. Didn't work out. :(
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