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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jan 13 2016 11:59pm

Granddad 'When I was young we would never dream of having a TV in the family
W#Well you better get use to it.' said Luke brushing his dress
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Post by blythburgh » Thu Jan 14 2016 11:04am

This is supposed to have happened to David Bowie:

Stopped by New York traffic cop. "Why are you wearing a woman's dress?"

"It isn't a woman's dress, it is a man's dress"
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Post by expressman33 » Thu Jan 14 2016 1:56pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 01 2016 10:05pm

For a change of pace/luck, Luke took his match up from DesperateDating.com clothes shopping
This novel idea went down a treat and she was laughing at his jokes and flirting with him.
When they came to the Scarf section she unbutton a couple of her blouse button to show off her shapely neck and a hint of cleavage and asked 'What do you think would look good around my throat?'
The date ended abruptly when Luke replied 'Both my hands!' :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 29 2016 3:45pm

Q.
What happen when Cinderella got to the ball?'
A
She started gagging :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 12 2016 6:32pm

When I heard they'd found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse :thumbup:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun May 08 2016 6:47pm

My wife told me " sex is better on holiday "
Not a nice postcard to receive... :(
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Post by expressman33 » Fri Jun 03 2016 10:58pm

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?
"popcorn"! What were you thinking?
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Post by expressman33 » Fri Jun 03 2016 10:58pm

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"?
"firetruck"! What were you thinking?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jun 05 2016 7:16pm

expressman33 wrote:What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?
"popcorn"! What were you thinking?
Porn :oops:
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