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by richard@imutual » Tue Feb 22 2011 1:49pm
To kick things off, here's on of my faves. An oldie but a goodie:
There is a family of three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon.
Mummy balloon says to baby balloon, look son, you are much to old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in your own bed. Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and daddy. No, you are not sleeping with us and that's final. So baby balloon reluctantly agrees
In the middle of the night baby balloon wakes up and climbs into bed with mummy and daddy. He finds there is no room, so he unties his dad's knot and lets out some air, and ties him up again. Still no room, so he unties his mummy's knot, also lets some air out and ties her up again. He still can't get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and ties himself up again. He finally has room, and snuggles down with mummy and daddy.
The next day they all wake, and daddy balloon is really angry. He said son, I am really disappointed with you, we said you can't sleep with us.
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You've let me down, you've let mummy down and, worst of all, you've let yourself down