A woman takes her 16 year old daughter to the Doctor. The Doctor says "Okay Mrs Jones
what is the problem?"
The mother says "It's my daughter Debbie. She keeps getting theses cravings. She's putting
on weight and is sick most mornings.
The Doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says "Well I
don't know how to tell you this, but your daughter is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my
guess."
The mother says "Pregnant?!! She can't be. She has never ever been with a man! Have you
Debbie?"
Debbie says "No mother I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it. About 5 minutes
pass and finally says "Is there something wrong out there Doctor?"
The Doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a
star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over the hill - and there's no way I'm going to
miss it this time!"
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