Old farmer O'Leary came up on the EuroMillions, so he took his wife for a supper at the best restaurant in Cork city.
They both ordered a dinner of soup followed by ribeye steak from the grill - and tucked into the soup with relish.
Then the steaks arrived and farmer O'Leary again tucked in, but his wife just stared at the plate for several minutes.
The waiter noticed and asked "Is there anything wrong with your steak, madam?"
"No, no, it's grand, altogether!" said the old woman "I'm just waitin' on Da to finish with the teeth..."