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Over 18s jokes - 2012

Post by HeadHunter » Sun Jan 01, 2012 12:42 am

Apparently the buffet at Kim Jong Il's funeral was the dog's bollocks!
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Post by HeadHunter » Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:13 pm

I like my women like I like my Italian cruises.

Wet, wrecked, and ready to go down.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:00 am

Knock Knock,
Knock Knock,
Knock Knock,
Knock Knock,
Hurry up Whitney I need the loo :?
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Post by sanity clause » Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:39 am

A woman walked in to the bar and asked the bartender for a Double Entendre.

So he gave her one.
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Post by sanity clause » Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:14 am

The Pope and a bishop are doing a crossword.
The Pope say's "a four letter word for a female ending with U.N.T..."
The bishop says ''aunt".
The pope say's "have you got any tippex?"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:36 pm

5 letters
'Too egg on?
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Post by sanity clause » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:00 am

A hooker takes a taxi, and when she gets to the destination she opens her legs and flashes her tw@t at the taxi driver and says, "I haven't got any cash on me, love. Do you think you could take the fair out of this."

The taxi driver says "Haven't you got anything smaller?"
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Post by sanity clause » Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:11 pm

My neighbour came around last night, claiming that my son had peed in the snow on his front lawn.

"How do you know it's him?" I asked

"He wrote his name."

"Well, just youthful high spirits. We were all young once!" I replied.

"Yes.... but it's in my daughter's handwriting!"
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Post by sanity clause » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:18 am

The lead actor in our local gay pantomime 'Aladdin', was sexually assaulted on stage last night.



To be fair, the audience did try to warn him. . . . .
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Post by HeadHunter » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:24 pm

My friend's girlfriend left him because of his helium fetish.

And to think he used to speak very highly of her!
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