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by HeadHunter » Sun Jan 01 2012 12:42am
Apparently the buffet at Kim Jong Il's funeral was the dog's bollocks!
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by HeadHunter » Wed Jan 18 2012 7:13pm
I like my women like I like my Italian cruises.
Wet, wrecked, and ready to go down.
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Feb 16 2012 12:00am
Knock Knock,
Knock Knock,
Knock Knock,
Knock Knock,
Hurry up Whitney I need the loo
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by sanity clause » Sat Feb 18 2012 8:39am
A woman walked in to the bar and asked the bartender for a Double Entendre.
So he gave her one.
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by sanity clause » Sun Feb 19 2012 11:14am
The Pope and a bishop are doing a crossword.
The Pope say's "a four letter word for a female ending with U.N.T..."
The bishop says ''aunt".
The pope say's "have you got any tippex?"
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Feb 19 2012 11:36pm
5 letters
'Too egg on?
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by sanity clause » Tue Feb 21 2012 11:00am
A hooker takes a taxi, and when she gets to the destination she opens her legs and flashes her tw@t at the taxi driver and says, "I haven't got any cash on me, love. Do you think you could take the fair out of this."
The taxi driver says "Haven't you got anything smaller?"
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by sanity clause » Wed Feb 22 2012 6:11pm
My neighbour came around last night, claiming that my son had peed in the snow on his front lawn.
"How do you know it's him?" I asked
"He wrote his name."
"Well, just youthful high spirits. We were all young once!" I replied.
"Yes.... but it's in my daughter's handwriting!"
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by sanity clause » Thu Feb 23 2012 10:18am
The lead actor in our local gay pantomime 'Aladdin', was sexually assaulted on stage last night.
To be fair, the audience did try to warn him. . . . .
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by HeadHunter » Thu Feb 23 2012 12:24pm
My friend's girlfriend left him because of his helium fetish.
And to think he used to speak very highly of her!
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