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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by axelandpixel » Mon Mar 25, 2019 6:35 pm

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:47 pm

Remember, before you judge someones system of measuring, walk 1.60934 kilometers in their shoes
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:12 pm

See-Through Hand Luggage?
Finally an idea I can get on board with.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:44 am

To make Easter easier - replace the t with an i :thumbup:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Sun Apr 21, 2019 11:42 am

kevinchess1 wrote:
Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:44 am
To make Easter easier - replace the t with an i :thumbup:
I can make it Faster at a stroke of the tip-ex. ;)
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Sun Apr 21, 2019 11:47 am

macliam wrote:
Sun Apr 21, 2019 11:42 am
kevinchess1 wrote:
Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:44 am
To make Easter easier - replace the t with an i :thumbup:
I can make if Faster at a stroke of the tip-ex. ;)
And don't forget if you need to moisten your Easter Sunday roast, simply swap the E for B.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Sun Apr 21, 2019 2:13 pm

Chadwick wrote:
Sun Apr 21, 2019 11:47 am
macliam wrote:
Sun Apr 21, 2019 11:42 am
kevinchess1 wrote:
Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:44 am
To make Easter easier - replace the t with an i :thumbup:
I can make if Faster at a stroke of the tip-ex. ;)
And don't forget if you need to moisten your Easter Sunday roast, simply swap the E for B.
Bastbr?? :eh:
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Post by expressman33 » Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:17 am

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:18 am

So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Wed Apr 24, 2019 5:28 pm

Kev finally got rid of that annoying noise in his car , he opened the passenger seat door and pushed Idsis out
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