If you're reading this, it means you'll be seeing our new site design. Several of our members were kind enough to do some testing, but the chances are that some gremlins will have sneaked through so if you do spot any problems do let us know :thumbup: Why a new design? Why have we changed things? Th...

Q.
What's the difference between Iron man and Iron woman
A.
First one's a film
2nd one an instruction

The missus asked if she pleased me in bed?
I said "yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth." . . . "What trick?" she asked?
"The one where you shut the f*ck up and go to sleep!"

Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoo...