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by gle1975
Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:09 pm
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Have we done these old ones yet?

This years fashionable colours are yellow, brown and pink. I read it in Neopolitan magazine.

Do you believe in reincarnation? I prefer milk.
by gle1975
Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:49 pm
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Re: FIFA World Cup 2018/Sepp Blatter

I always have a bet on the other team playing England in the knockout stages so I get a consolation if England lose. I normally bet on the other team to win on penalties - so I have had some big wins in the past - 2004, 2006 and 2012. I did not bet on Iceland as I thought they had no chance! I thoug...
by gle1975
Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:56 pm
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Re: Novak Djokovic is playing Tennys tomorrow

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
‘Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!’ he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
by gle1975
Mon Aug 27, 2018 9:34 pm
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knock knock
who's there
lettuce
lettuce who?
Doctor Who
by gle1975
Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:20 pm
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What do you call a Frenchman's cheeky boy?
Saucisson.
by gle1975
Mon Nov 26, 2018 8:06 pm
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Re: PETITION: A new face for the new £50 note

I'd vote for Stephen Hawking. Although I'd prefer him on a lower denomination that is used more. On the Belgrano topic(!) from what I have read I think it was justified to sink it as the Argentinian navy were planning a big attack. But it was a stupid war where a fascist regime (Argentina not Thatch...
by gle1975
Tue Dec 04, 2018 8:03 pm
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macliam wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:21 pm
kevinchess1 wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:11 pm
At the local Hindu corner store, I spent a few minutes talking to the statue of Ganesh that they keep on the counter.

Just a bit of idol chatter.
Was that a trunk call? :eh:
I bought some parsley, chives and croutons from that shop - to use as a Ganesh in my dinner.
by gle1975
Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:08 pm
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I could not find the northern town I was looking for last week. So I rang Dave Lee Travis who knows the way to Oldham.
by gle1975
Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:04 pm
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I made a Christmas cake using my Mother's icing recipe. To make it I used Massaucepan.

We had octopus for Christmas dinner - everyone got a leg.