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by kevinchess1
Sun Jul 11 2021 11:26am
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There’s a huge shortage of England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 flags, so I painted a Red Cross on a French flag
by kevinchess1
Thu Jul 08 2021 12:44pm
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I've got 3 lions on my shirt. last time I get out of the car at Longleat.
by Sarah
Thu Jul 08 2021 7:47pm
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Petition: Rename "London" to "Sterlingrad" if England win the euros
To honour Raheem Sterling and the success of the England football team since they adopted Marxism.
https://www.change.org/p/sadiq-khan-ren ... -the-euros
by expressman33
Mon Jul 12 2021 2:10pm
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Free Pollinator Friendly Flower Seeds from Arla

Thanks to stickyapple at HUKD Free pollinator friendly flower seeds from Arla Foods (click on the 'get your free wild seeds' button at the bottom of the page for the form) They're giving away 15,000 packets of pollinator friendly flower seeds first come first serve. https://www.arlafoods.co.uk/susta...
by blythburgh
Thu Jul 15 2021 10:46am
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I was not able to grow any sunflowers this year - the slugs and snails decimated them in the rain. I have heard that roughly crushed eggshells put them off walking on that bit of soil. But not so sure it works myself. The best answer to stop slugs and snails is pellets but these are high poison to ...
by Richard Frost
Thu Jul 15 2021 11:11am
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I was not able to grow any sunflowers this year - the slugs and snails decimated them in the rain. I have heard that roughly crushed eggshells put them off walking on that bit of soil. But not so sure it works myself. The best answer to stop slugs and snails is pellets but these are high poison to ...
by macliam
Wed Sep 01 2021 4:47pm
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A bear walks into a pub and says to the landlord "Give me a vodka and...................................coke"

"Why the big pause?" asked the landlord

"Don't ask me" says the bear, "I was born with them..."
by blythburgh
Sat Aug 07 2021 9:13am
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My FB group has been so angry with Swagbucks they have started swearing: I have a terrible swearing problem when I get narky. My doctor has diagnosed it as Irritable Vowel Syndrome I only swear when it slips out. I say '^******£$%^&&*** it's slipped out again' I joined the Tourettes Society last wee...
by macliam
Fri Aug 20 2021 3:52pm
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blythburgh wrote:
Wed Aug 18 2021 9:40am
This thread shows how important to the forums KevinChess1 is. I am becoming increasingly worried about him.
Kev tried to come up with a new name for vanishing cream...

What a DissapOintment........