I have just seen this. Gutted would be an understatement.

Thank you for the cashback tips, thank you for the competitions, but most of all thank you for the laughs.

Farewell old friend.

I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out.

It seems that good players are hard to find.......

I told my GP that I thought I was shrinking.

He told me I'd have to learn to be a little patient.

I was given a new pair of gloves, but they’re both "lefts".

On the one hand they're great, but on the other, they're just not right.

My wife told me to stop singing “Wonderwall” .....

I said maybe…

Someone said my dogs were chasing people on bikes.

I said that was a lie - my dogs can't even ride bikes!

My boss told me that I intimidate other employees.....

I just stared at him until he apologized.

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With the withdrawal of the £20 Covid increase, the increases in NIC and Council Tax for "Social Care" (ie, getting the government out of a hole on the NHS by funding the pay increases they were forced into) and the absolutely nothing to do with Brexit increases in basic commodities, I'm waiting for ...