Clean jokes - 2015

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Feb 19 2015 8:14am

What musical instrument do Meerkats play?
Cymbals

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Feb 23 2015 8:36am

Was on amazon and ending up buying a litre of Tippex

Big mistake

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Mar 02 2015 8:20am

I got covered in Salsa earlier. From my head tomatoe

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Mar 07 2015 10:47am

I Never trust escalators. Either they are running you down or they are up to something

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Mar 08 2015 11:13am

Why will you never hear a member of French Foreign Legion say "thank you”? They are trained to show no mercy

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Mar 09 2015 8:15am

Luke complained that i was 'Violating his personal space!'

How rude is that

Completely ruined our bath

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Mar 13 2015 8:37am

"So Frank Sinatra, did you ever own a heron or a similar type of bird?"
"Egrets. I've had a few, but then again too few to mention

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Mar 13 2015 1:44pm

"So Frank Sinatra, did you ever eat a lot of French sandwiches?"
"Baguettes. I've had a few, but then again too few to mention

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Mar 14 2015 10:31am

Just had my lunch outside a supermarket, or as the Italians call it, "Al Tesco".

Mel · Post by **Mel** » Thu Mar 19 2015 8:36am

kevinchess1 wrote:Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, or is it just one of Granny’s myths?

So out of date Kev.

It is now: A receptionist a day keeps you away from the doctor.