Christmas JOkes

[kevinchess1]

Brought a Microsoft advent calendar
Open more than 2 windows and it shuts them all

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Just seen Dasher and Dancer on eBay

Too dear

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Mary and Joseph..

Now there's a stable relationship.

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A quick warning if you’re doing your Christmas shopping - Jacob’s Crackers are rubbish, there’s no bang, no joke and no party hat.
Avoid.

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He's making a list,

He's checking it twice,

He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice.


Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

[kevinchess1]

I love this day, being able to drink at a socially unacceptable time.
It's the one day a year where I know what it's like to be a regular in Wetherspoon's!

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After I've half an hour trying to wrap one of theIDSIS' Christmas presents.

And decided the carrier bags look good enough.