Clean jokes - 2015

Mel · Post by **Mel** » Tue Jan 06 2015 5:58pm

kevinchess1 wrote:What is precise and sounds like a carrot
Accurate.

What is religious and sounds like a carrot:
Accurate.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Wed Jan 21 2015 11:30pm

Bruce Willis is making another sequel. You know what they say, 'Old habits...'

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Thu Jan 22 2015 12:25am

Researchers at Galway University have published proof that birthdays are good for you.

…The more you have, the longer you live.

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Thu Jan 22 2015 12:28am

"Stop tellin' me to hurry up" said Mrs Doyle

"Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?!!"

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Thu Jan 22 2015 6:45pm

The lawyer said, "Mr Murphy, why is it that whenever I ask you a question, you answer with another question? "

"Who told you that?" asked Murphy.

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Thu Jan 22 2015 6:57pm

"As the sixth carriage on the Dublin-Drogheda midnight train has been vandalised regularly, the company has decided to run the train with only five carriages..."

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Jan 22 2015 8:28pm

Just dropped my beer in my insect farm. Oh my giddy ants

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Fri Jan 23 2015 7:52pm

kevinchess1 wrote:
macliam wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:Bruce Willis is making another sequel. You know what they say, 'Old habits...'
He's taking the lead in Sound of Music 2?
No it's a Lassie remake.
He's playing the lead...

No point getting hot under the collar - good to see he's back in harness........

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Fri Jan 23 2015 8:16pm

Mick sidles up to Seamus at the racecourse - "D'ye want the winner of the next race?" whispered Mick

"Thanks all the same," replied Paddy"but I've only got a small backyard!

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Fri Jan 23 2015 8:18pm

On the Geoghan's Bar mystery tour they ran a sweepstake to guess their destination.....

.................the driver won 75 Euros

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