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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by expressman33 » Sun Feb 19 2023 4:23pm

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Post by Sarah » Mon Feb 27 2023 6:32pm

I haven't heard this phrase before; the video is eye-opening!
Urban Dictionary wrote:A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex.
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by blythburgh » Tue Feb 28 2023 10:44am

Sarah wrote:
Mon Feb 27 2023 6:32pm
I haven't heard this phrase before; the video is eye-opening!
Urban Dictionary wrote:A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex.
I get so angry when I have to maneuver my body in the car seat so I can get my arthritic knees out of the car because of the width of the car next to my Nissan Micra means I cannot open car door very wide.

So you could understand my reaction to a bit on Top Gear. Programme we were watching had ended and turned over to the Beeb for a programme that would start in a few minutes. Top Gear team had one of them choosing a car on certain criteria. Cannot remember why different models were rejected other than this one. The car had to have a big enough gap between the front seats for the man in the front passenger seat change places with the man in the back seat whilst the car was driven at something like 50 mph.

Why????? But this might explain why I often end up squeezed by two monster cars
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Post by Sarah » Thu Mar 23 2023 12:35pm

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Post by expressman33 » Fri Mar 24 2023 5:28pm

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Post by Chadwick » Fri Mar 24 2023 5:41pm

expressman33 wrote:
Fri Mar 24 2023 5:28pm
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Alas, this never happened in the 10 years that this image has been circulating.
The Jamie Oliver version is likewise not real.
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by Richard Frost » Fri Mar 24 2023 6:01pm

Chadwick wrote:
Fri Mar 24 2023 5:41pm

Alas, this never happened in the 10 years that this image has been circulating.
The Jamie Oliver version is likewise not real.
Just goes to show the evils of believing Social media posts without checking them first.
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Post by Chadwick » Fri Mar 24 2023 9:24pm

Richard Frost wrote:
Fri Mar 24 2023 6:01pm
Chadwick wrote:
Fri Mar 24 2023 5:41pm

Alas, this never happened in the 10 years that this image has been circulating.
The Jamie Oliver version is likewise not real.
Just goes to show the evils of believing Social media posts without checking them first.
The internet has borne out the old adage that if it's too good to be true, it probably is.
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by Richard Frost » Fri Mar 24 2023 9:50pm

Every day, I continue to realise, I am better off without social media apart from the imutual forums So much time wasting trivia and certainly not funny.
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Post by Sarah » Fri Mar 24 2023 10:05pm

Some definitions of "social media" could include imutual forums. :thumbup:
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