Clean jokes - 2015

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Sep 20 2015 12:07pm

I wonder if South Africa will be able to Springbok from that result?

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sun Sep 20 2015 12:27pm

kevinchess1 wrote:I wonder if South Africa will be able to Springbok from that result?

............or has their RWC attempt been Nipped in the bud?

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Wed Sep 23 2015 2:59pm

Due to a college mix up, instead of my "Clowning Course" I've ended up doing a "Cloning Course", I'm now beside myself with rage.

Mel · Post by **Mel** » Wed Sep 23 2015 6:04pm

kevinchess1 wrote:Due to a college mix up, instead of my "Clowning Course" I've ended up doing a "Cloning Course", I'm now beside myself with rage.

And it hasn't improved your jokes either

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Sep 24 2015 6:17pm

This morning I want to recreate a famous scene from "Raiders of the Lost Ark", so who wants to get the ball rolling?

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Sep 25 2015 3:48pm

"I've been cast as a policeman in the new James Bond film"
"In Spectre?" "
No, just a constable

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Sep 29 2015 5:31pm

Always love going for a drink with snooker referees, they're not afraid to put their hand in their pocket

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Wed Oct 07 2015 2:26pm

Yesterday I ordered something online. I used my donor card instead of my credit card,

It cost me an arm and a leg.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Oct 12 2015 10:38pm

I just bought a bottle of HP sauce - it's costing me 14p per week for the next two years!

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Oct 13 2015 11:16pm

Man walks into a library and asks: “Do you have a book on boomerangs?” Librarian answers: “Yes, this one just came back."