Clean jokes - 2015

bristolleedsfan · Post by **bristolleedsfan** » Wed Oct 14 2015 7:19pm

A guy dressed as Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my hand."

Boro Boy · Post by **Boro Boy** » Wed Oct 14 2015 8:11pm

Man walks into a bar and breaks his nose!

It was an iron bar......

bristolleedsfan · Post by **bristolleedsfan** » Thu Oct 15 2015 6:40pm

I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions"

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Oct 16 2015 11:56pm

Was supposed to give a urine sample this morning, but at the last minute I lost my bottle.

bristolleedsfan · Post by **bristolleedsfan** » Sat Oct 17 2015 5:21pm

I was half way through eating a horse and suddenly thought to myself, 'I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sat Oct 17 2015 7:19pm

They've discovered why South Africa were able to beat Wales ....... there was a leek.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Oct 17 2015 10:19pm

macliam wrote:They've discovered why South Africa were able to beat Wales ....... there was a leek.

Yes
After being humiliated by the Japs they beat Wales
That;s a turn up for the boks

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Oct 20 2015 2:56pm

Those who work in the perfume industry know it makes sense

bristolleedsfan · Post by **bristolleedsfan** » Tue Oct 20 2015 7:16pm

I don't watch much TV.. This is why I thought Benefits Street was a budget box of chocolates that you could buy at Lidl

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Oct 23 2015 2:51pm

I don't see the point of IMAX cinemas, then again I've always had trouble seeing the bigger picture

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