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I treated the wife to one of those 'fish pedicures' and I must say I was very pleased with the result.
Those piranhas don't mess about.
Those piranhas don't mess about.
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Phone 07899 999999 ask for Sam!
Phone 07899 999999 ask for Sam!
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Is that a Premium Rate number ? - doesn't have many zero'skevinchess1 wrote:England Tracksuit For Sale XXXL hardly used.
Phone 07899 999999 ask for Sam!
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Sam can explain how to get around the restrictions and make cash out of premium rate numbers if you're interested...1960mackem wrote:Is that a Premium Rate number ? - doesn't have many zero'skevinchess1 wrote:England Tracksuit For Sale XXXL hardly used.
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Just back from the zoo.
Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures.
It was bread in captivity.
Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures.
It was bread in captivity.
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My bank just called me about suspicious activity on my account. 
They didn't believe I bought a gym membership.
They didn't believe I bought a gym membership.
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A hippo is very heavy but a Zippo is a little lighter.
A hippo is very heavy but a Zippo is a little lighter.
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Is the underneath of an elephant it's chest or its torso?
It's a huge grey area.
It's a huge grey area.
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Breaking news!!!
ne ws
ne ws
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what's pink wrinkled & hangs out your grandads pants?
Your grandma
Your grandma
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