We hosted an early Christmas dinner party for all our friends a while ago; some of the friends we hadn't seen for ages, so to ensure they came along everyone was encouraged to bring their children with them as well.
All throughout dinner our best friend's four-year-old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.
I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, and patted my hair in place; but nothing stopped her from staring at me. I tried my best to just ignore her, but finally it was too much for me.
I asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour, and the table went quiet, waiting for her response.
The little girl said, "Daddy said it, but I'm just waiting, to see how you drink like a fish!"