Caption comp (ends Fri 21 Jun) + last week's winner

[xxxraichxxx]

I'm pleased to announce that the winner of last week's caption competition, as determined by ratings by our members, is:

kevinchess1, who received ratings from 6 members for this caption:

The Spice girls reunion tour looks rubbish

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Now for the next competition. Have a look at the photo below (kindly provided by expressman33) and reply to this topic with an original and witty caption. Competition closes next Friday and the winner will be whoever posts the suggestion that receives the most "thanks" from fellow members. Multiple entries permitted. Enjoy!

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[macliam]

Stereotype........ why not a white bird carrying a knife?

[macliam]

I see Calvin Crow already has an ankle bracelet.....

[expressman33]

The "Birds" are not to be messed with around here

[expressman33]

Crow Is Accused of Stealing Knife From Crime Scene

[expressman33]

You know it's a rough neighbourhood when you see a bird with an ankle monitor carrying a knife

[expressman33]

Crow - " Quick dump the knife , it's past my curfew"

[kevinchess1]

Attempted murder?

[Probably too clever for this lot)

[sanity clause]

Where's that Boris...

[burwin]

Just sorted that bloody annoying beefeater