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by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 18 2020 11:58pm
expressman33 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16 2020 11:04pm
I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.
l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.
Open my bedroom door this morning and there were loads of airplanes there
I'd left the Landing light on
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by expressman33 » Sun Apr 19 2020 1:29pm
Wife - "Could you please go and buy one carton of milk , and if they have eggs , get 6"
A short time late the husband reurns with 6 cartons of milk.
Wife - "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
Husband - "They had eggs"
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by expressman33 » Sun Apr 19 2020 2:56pm
I've just started investing in stocks and shares , it's the only way I can get a little company.
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by expressman33 » Sun Apr 19 2020 6:44pm
TripAdvisor have announced that the number 1 UK destination is.... the fridge!
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by expressman33 » Mon Apr 20 2020 6:29pm
We've got a small aviary in the garden, but one of the birds who lives there will only perform in the the late evenings to 80's music.
Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.
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by blythburgh » Tue Apr 21 2020 10:56am
expressman33 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20 2020 6:29pm
We've got a small aviary in the garden, but one of the birds who lives there will only perform in the the late evenings to 80's music.
Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.
Guess he wants to be an owl when he grows up
Keep smiling because the light at the end of someone's tunnel may be you, Ron Cheneler
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by expressman33 » Mon Apr 27 2020 12:03pm
The youngsters of today don't know about the four rings of relationships. First there's the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, followed by the eternity ring. Finally and the most important ring of all relationships, suffering.
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by adamred6 » Tue Apr 28 2020 7:48pm
My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I've added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever
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by Chadwick » Wed Apr 29 2020 4:36pm
I took the dogs for a walk the other day and took poo bags with me.
To be fair, the wife hates that nickname.
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