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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:28 pm

Patient "Doctor, I've hurt my leg in several places"

Doctor "Well, don't go there then...."
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Post by macliam » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:33 pm

Patient "Doctor, I keep singing Delilah"

Doctor "Sounds like Tom Jones syndrome"

Patient "Is that common?"

Doctor "It's not unusual......"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:41 pm

People are always gob-smacked when I punch them in the jaw.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jul 05, 2020 6:55 pm

Stocky 'Do you remember all those swinging parties we went to in the 70's?'
blythburgh REMEmBER THEM. I've still got the Tupperware!' :thumbup:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:56 pm

Really glad the government announced their plans to help the Creative Industry today...I do hope they are going to assist Mimes as well I feel we haven't heard anything from them during all this... 🤣🤣🤣
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Jul 09, 2020 12:01 pm

The amount of money a westerner spends on food, in a week, would feed a 3rd world person for a year :!:
This is outrageous :evil:
I mean. clearly, we are all being overcharged :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:28 pm

I'm happy to cross the I's
But Crossing the T's is where I draw a line
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jul 10, 2020 12:30 pm

Sunderland FC and Norwich FC Football to admit fans to games after government allows small groups of people to meet indoors. :?
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Post by macliam » Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:01 pm

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jul 17, 2020 4:17 pm

The acting profession are fearful that some theatres may never open again after lockdown.

Why do they have to make a song and dance about everything?.
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