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by expressman33 » Mon May 24 2021 2:28pm
A man had two of the best tickets for the Champion League Final. As he sat down, another man came along and asked if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he said, "the seat is empty."
"That's incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Champion League Final, the biggest sporting event of the year, and not use it?" He said, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away.
This is the first Final we haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that.
That's terrible.
I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?" The man shakes his head...
"No. They're all at the funeral."