Clean jokes - post 'em here

[macliam]

The Somali Olympics Team has just apologsied to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting are 2 separate events.............

[macliam]

Olympic fencing is pointless.

[blythburgh]

My FB group has been so angry with Swagbucks they have started swearing:

I have a terrible swearing problem when I get narky. My doctor has diagnosed it as Irritable Vowel Syndrome

I only swear when it slips out. I say '^******£$%^&&*** it's slipped out again'

I joined the Tourettes Society last week. It only took a minute to swear me in. My missus tested negative for Tourettes recently. So, she really does think I'm a b*ll*cks and wants me to f*ck off.

[gle1975]

I went to a restaurant for crocodiles last night. It cost me an arm and a leg!

[blythburgh]

This thread shows how important to the forums KevinChess1 is. I am becoming increasingly worried about him.

[macliam]

[macliam]

This thread shows how important to the forums KevinChess1 is. I am becoming increasingly worried about him.

Kev tried to come up with a new name for vanishing cream...

What a DissapOintment........

[gle1975]

This thread shows how important to the forums KevinChess1 is. I am becoming increasingly worried about him.

Do you know any of his social media accounts? Maybe you could message him to see if he is ok?

[macliam]

This thread shows how important to the forums KevinChess1 is. I am becoming increasingly worried about him.

Do you know any of his social media accounts? Maybe you could message him to see if he is ok?

It's a month since his last post here......

Google suggests he is on Twitter as kevinchess1, but not recently.

I don't use Twitter or Faceslap, so can't help more.....

[blythburgh]

This thread shows how important to the forums KevinChess1 is. I am becoming increasingly worried about him.

Do you know any of his social media accounts? Maybe you could message him to see if he is ok?

Nope, only know Kev here