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by macliam » Wed Sep 01 2021 4:47pm
A bear walks into a pub and says to the landlord "Give me a vodka and...................................coke"
"Why the big pause?" asked the landlord
"Don't ask me" says the bear, "I was born with them..."
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by gle1975 » Thu Sep 02 2021 9:36am
RIP Kev. Thank you for all the jokes and cheering me up.
Here is one as a tribute.
I wake my children up for school by pouring honey on them - it is the only way I can Rowse them.
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by macliam » Tue Sep 07 2021 12:50am
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by macliam » Tue Sep 07 2021 8:44am
I was given a new pair of gloves, but they’re both "lefts".
On the one hand they're great, but on the other, they're just not right.
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by macliam » Tue Sep 07 2021 9:07am
I told my GP that I thought I was shrinking.
He told me I'd have to learn to be a little patient.
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by macliam » Tue Sep 07 2021 9:22am
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out.
It seems that good players are hard to find.......
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by gle1975 » Tue Sep 14 2021 12:57pm
I'm doing my best to combat climate change. I've put some black paper over half the end of my torch to save on batteries.
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by macliam » Tue Sep 14 2021 3:35pm
The boss of IKEA was elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He said he'll have no problems putting together a cabinet!
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by macliam » Tue Sep 14 2021 3:37pm
I met a pig with an unfortunate name..... Chris P. Bacon
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by macliam » Tue Sep 14 2021 3:39pm
In an argument with the boss, he asked whether I thought he was stupid or I was......
I told him that everyone knew he doesn't hire stupid people!!
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